Hey, Steve — you broke the Internet

by Mathew on January 15, 2008 · View Comments

Thanks for all the great toys, Uncle Steve, but did you have to go and break the Internet? I and about 7,000 other people were all signed up to get Twitter updates from MacRumors, but I never saw a single one — and in fact the entire Twitter.com network was virtually unusable for several hours, with one message trickling through every 20 minutes or so. I had several friends send messages saying the entire Internet was slow.

As my friend Paul Kedrosky notes, you could almost see the sparks and smell the burning gears as the Interweb tried to handle the load. Even your alter-ego, Fake Steve Jobs, got creamed by you and all the live-blogging hordes clogging up the Internet with all the details of your wonderfulness. He couldn’t get Twitter to work, after also failing to make CoverItLive work as a live-blogging platform. Even the Apple store was down at one point.

CrunchGear.com was another site that tried to cover the keynote with CoverItLive, the app I featured recently — which I still think is an excellent solution, but appears to have been unable to handle the combined weight of billions of Apple fans’ hopes and dreams, each one clicking refresh every two seconds at Engadget or Gizmodo.

Speaking of which, Engadget was slow to awful much of the morning. The best site of all: MacRumorsLive.com, which had an Ajax auto-refresh. You other guys ever heard of Ajax? You should check it out.

Update:

There’s a message from Keith McSpurren of CoverItLive at CrunchGear apologizing for the failure of the live-blogging app, saying it was effectively a “loose screw” that took the whole service down (and for extra points, check out the back-and-forth ribbing between Mike Arrington and John Biggs in the comments at CrunchGear).

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  • http://mashable.com/2008/01/15/steve-jobs-keynote/ The Daily Poll: How Did You Follow the Steve Jobs Keynote?

    [...] that Twitter crashed, as did a number of blogs and other sites attempting to cover the event, as noted by Mathew Ingram. That said, it speaks volumes to the growth of blogging and new media that we had so many different [...]

  • http://www.zoliblog.com/2008/01/15/macworld-live-blogging-via-coveritlive/ Macworld Live Blogging via CoveritLive? Nope. CoveritDead. Twitter Dies, Too.| Zoli’s Blog

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  • http://technozzle.com/?p=40 Where’s Twitter when you really need it? – Technozzle

    [...] Lots more are disappointed with twitter’s service, TechCrunch, Simpable, Mathew Ingram, Mashable, Zoli’s Blog and Valleywag. addthis_url = [...]

  • http://technozzle.com drBaher

    Despite the high profile event, twitter guys were not ready… Maybe twitter is technically limited (rails anyone?), I think they own their community an explanation.

    My post about it http://technozzle.com/?p=40

  • allen

    hey mathew – maybe someone turned off twitter with a remote control?

  • Stu

    Internet worked great for me. Oh yeah, guess the blogosphere didn't realize that the vapid circle jerk known as twitter isn't actually the internet…

  • http://www.mathewingram.com/work mathewi

    Thanks, Stu. Missed you lately :-)

  • http://www.mathewingram.com/work mathewi

    Heh. Gizmodo actually wrote that into a post when Jobs' Flickr stream
    didn't work — said it wasn't them :-)

  • http://furrier.org/2008/01/15/video-of-apple-macworld-steve-jobs-keynote/ Video of Apple MacWorld Steve Jobs Keynote « Furrier.org – Business & Technology Blog

    [...] note: During the Steve Jobs keynote the activity on twitter was so high that it crashed. Matt Ingram headline says “Hey Steve you crashed the Internet” – not sure I’d call twitter the Internet. The appropriate headline might read hey Steve you [...]

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  • http://www.thedailysunrise.com Azhar

    I was only at MacrumorsLive, they were awesome throughout the entire thing. Its quite stunning to read the system behind it (they've posted it somewhere). I'm sure it'll easily touch 220k plus just on MCLive's site.

  • http://furrier.org John Furrier

    Web 2.0 is breaking…is this the beginning of the bubble pop..is cnn, nytime, cnbc laughing at us??

    the tail can wag the dog! soon…

  • http://furrier.org John Furrier
  • http://blog.blobworks.com laza

    Updates from macrumors via the “old school” internet technology IRC worked without a flaw. And fast.

  • http://www.joemanna.com/blog/apple-dominates-techmeme-for-product-rerelease/ Apple Dominates Techmeme for Product (ReRelease at DygiScape)

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  • http://danblank.com/blog/2008/01/16/live-blogging-a-conference-or-event-learnings-from-macworld/ Dan Blank: Publishing, Innovation & the Web » Blog Archive » Live Blogging a Conference or Event: Learnings from Macworld

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  • http://virteal.com JeanHuguesRobert

    Fun. Thanks.

  • kp

    MacRumorsLive.com rocked!! I was at a customer location on consulting engagement (wink wink)…I was up to speed…thanks to MacRumors!

  • http://lmjabreu.com lmjabreu

    I'd love to see some graphs of all that, apple store, twitter, etc, must be really awesome haha.

  • gregory

    but this is the future… more cool apps racing with bandwidth and server capacity and that is why the economist predicted that the web would slow down in 2008

    get used to it

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  • http://www.robertdall.com Robert

    TUAW was barely able to handle the load, although I was able to see more updates from them then I was GeekbriefTV.

    Funny You never hear about people lining up the night before at a Microsoft convention. . . . .

    Good for you Steve I hope you break the internet next year too. . . . .

  • http://www.technovia.co.uk ianbetteridge

    If by “cool”, you mean “badly written”… yeah. Twitter is not great tech, unfortunately, and it simply won't scale much further – which is one of the reasons that Google didn't buy it.

  • http://dshaw.com Daniel Shaw

    @ian Maybe, but remember that the Twitter team is almost all ex-Googlers already. It don't think it would make sense to acquire them again.

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  • http://emonome.com Emon

    I'd actually got live updates directly via MacRumorsLive without a hitch, photos and all.

  • http://www.robbmontgomery.com Robb Montgomery

    Yeah, I was posting up live blogging sources for the keynote yesterday for Visual Editors when I saw all these live blogging attempts fail.

    Matthew, I have more examples in the post. Macrumors has always been the best. For the past few years they have beaten everyone hands down with text and photos.

    The qik.com live video crowd with their N95 camera phones were crunched down too as qik servers failed, often.

    Twitter was worthless – again.

    I did get to hear about the last 30 minutes of live audio from iJustine's qik feed. but her video bandwidth was wasted as she must have had the n95 on her lap and pointed to the roof. for fear, no doubt, of being detected. Wonder if they will ban n95s in future. Hmm.

    More at http://www.visualeditors.com including the video that shows the Steve Jobs keynote in only 60 seconds.

    Wired had the best write-up blow by blow.

  • http://www.mathewingram.com/work mathewi

    Thanks, Robb.

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  • Jamie Duncan Nesta

    SlashGear.com covers the keynote and stays online too

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  • venshine

    Awesome article..Internet reaches all the industries today..I am using theDSL connection in my office..I check the Internet speed using the site http://www.ip-details.com/.

  • venshine

    Awesome article..Internet reaches all the industries today..I am using theDSL connection in my office..I check the Internet speed using the site http://www.ip-details.com/.

  • DuncanFloyd

    It's always funny to hear how some of the greatest sites on the internet are able to produce the biggest failures of all time. There are literally millions of people trying to acces a service that brings the site a lot of money and what do they get? A frustrating experience and waist of their time… always funny.
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