I know that Forrest Gump said “Stupid is as stupid does,” but there’s really no other word for what Verizon is doing with its much-heralded launch of YouTube video on cellphones. I mean, really. How much stupider could this get? The answer, to paraphrase Nigel Tufnel in Spinal Tap, is none — none stupider. Fred Wilson sums it up in a single word: Lame. In fact, this deal is right off the lame-o-meter. How do I lame-ify thee? Let me count the ways.

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Watching video clips on your cellphone would be great, right? Except that Verizon will only let you watch them if you subscribe to a monthly service called VCast. And YouTube is great because of all the cool videos on there, right? Except that Verizon will select some for you to watch, rather than letting you do the selecting. As Rob Pegoraro notes in the Washington Post, this is just reproducing the broken cable model on a cellphone.

Howard Lindzon says that Verizon’s new slogan should be “We uncool your brand,” which is both hilarious and right on the money. If this is a sign of the kind of crap Google is going to do now that it owns YouTube, then that $1.6-billion in stock is going to get obliterated pretty quickly. Michael Parekh says that “incumbent businesses keep adopting the same myopic, warped business strategies that failed the last time around,” and my friend Mark Evans has some thoughts as well.

Update:

On a somewhat related note, I came across a post from David Cohen of Colorado Startups (hat tip to Leigh Himel of Oponia) about a failed startup he was involved in called iContact, which tried to create a social-networking platform for mobile phones. Here’s what he had to say in part:

The mobile industry is full of pitfalls. If you don’t have connections to cellular operators, you’ll literally need to buy them just to get a shot. It’s an old boys club and the whole industry is just trying to keep control of the closed system they’ve put together.

Open APIs are really only open to partners, revenue shares feel like hostage situations, and network aware or location based applications sit in queues waiting for “approval” which is a euphemism for “hell to freeze over.”

Yup. Sounds about right.

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20 Responses to “Verizon: Stupid, stupid, stupid”
  1. admit up front, I am a verizon wireless customer. I came across the news today of the Verizon deal to “broadcast” some YouTube videos and it really kind of brought to the forefront some thoughts I have been having on verizon lately. I first saw the post from Mathew Ingram and his take on the news. I must say it was great. He had some comments and quotes form others that were hilarious and dead on. Mathew points to an article in the Washington Post by

  2. service rather than a revenue share which will be peanuts if anything at all. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Verizon, what a joke. $15 a month for YouTube. You almost had me going there for a second. Let’s see what some of the other pundits are saying: Matthew Ingram: “I know that Forrest Gump said “Stupid is as stupid does,” but there’s really no other word for what Verizon is doing…” Fred Wilson: “This just is sooo lame.” Om Malik: “Despite Verizon network’s superior quality, I refuse to

  3. Verizon: Stupid, stupid, stupid via Mathew Ingram: mathewingram.com/work November 28th, 2006 at 17:34

  4. I know that Forrest Gump said “Stupid is as stupid does,” but there’s really no other word for what Verizon is doing with its much-heralded launch of… Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

  5. que payer 15 € par mois pour voir un choix restreint de video sur son mobile ne va pas faire vibrer les foules. Stratégie d’occupation du terrain en attendant de voir la réaction de la concurrence ou crise chronique de stupidité chez Verizon ? Mathew dont la légitimité et la capacité d’analyse ne sont pas mettre en doute opte pour la seconde hypothèse. C’est aussi chez lui que l’on comprend qu’il doit exister un profil type de l’opérateur téléphonique arqué sur son rocher. A préserver avec

  6. But what do you really think? :)

  7. […]  The funniest read on it so far comes from fellow Canadian Mathew Ingram: I know that Forrest Gump said “Stupid is as stupid does,” but there’s really no other word for what Verizon is doing with its much-heralded launch of YouTube video on cellphones. I mean, really. How much stupider could this get? The answer, to paraphrase Nigel Tufnel in Spinal Tap, is none — none stupider. Fred Wilson sums it up in a single word: Lame. In fact, this deal is right off the lame-o-meter. How do I lame-ify thee? Let me count the ways. […]

  8. The cellphone industry has their head up their arses in an amazing way when it comes to everything.

    Case in point: rogers.com still charged by the KILOBYTE for data usage. With EDGE phones.

  9. The whole wireless company structure is driving me nuts. I have Cingular, who tells you that you can access the Web with their Razr and then makes it so difficult that it’s worthless, unless, of course, you want to shell out the 46 bucks a month for their EDGE/GSM services, which of course if you do, will also require that you upgrade to one of the Windows Mobile, Palm or Blackberries they have available, etc etc ad infinitum.

    The cellular companies could benefit from a disruptive competitor who came in and shifted around the fee/rate structures, i think. Or at least, consumers might.

    DnW

  10. I couldn’t agree more, Drums. It’s a bit of a cartel here in Canada too, when you get right down to it. Reminds me of the Internet access business in the early days.

  11. Love this post, Mathew.

    The telephone companies have an advantage to exploit in terms of delivery systems. Why are they futzing around with content models???

    Vera

  12. Thanks Vera. That’s a good question. I think they are afraid of losing the kind of control that has been a big part of their business models for so long.

  13. Some link love from Canada. Yessss.

    I would prefer wallstrip but i will take it :)

    78 degrees here in Phoenix. Almost cardigan weather.

  14. Mathew …ya think?
    The phone company doesn’t know from free?
    :)

  15. […] I admit up front, I am a verizon wireless customer. I came across the news today of the Verizon deal to “broadcast” some YouTube videos and it really kind of brought to the forefront some thoughts I have been having on verizon lately. I first saw the post from Mathew Ingram and his take on the news. I must say it was great. He had some comments and quotes form others that were hilarious and dead on. Mathew points to an article in the Washington Post by Rob Pegoraro where he states this is just reproducing the broken cable model on a cellphone. […]

  16. Needless to say, Mathew, that France follows the same stupid way … We also have a cartel with same private game preserve… Wanna help for another French Revolution ? ;-) I need each and every willing person.
    Crickeely, LVG http://www.crickee.com

  17. My thoughts are with you and your countrymen, Laurent. Merci pour votre comment.

  18. I think its funny how easy these companies are going to make it to get taken over. All you need is a smart consumer oriented businessman to start a company and everyone will switch. Is there honestly anyone who likes their phone company?

  19. thank you i noe wat you mean verizon cant get any stupider than this it is stupid stupid STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!!

  20. thank you i noe wat you mean verizon cant get any stupider than this it is stupid stupid STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!!

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