So CBS wants to find and buy the next YouTube before it gets big. Gee, I wonder why no one else has thought of that? Way to go, CBS. And so they’ve hired a guy who at the age of 35 is described as a “veteran” of the industry, and of the takeover game. Why — because he helped advise Viacom to buy Neopets? Wow. That’s rocket surgery for sure.

What Quincy Smith seems to have picked up during his time on The Street is the ability to say a whole bunch of really great sounding phrases that actually mean diddly-squat. Here’s a great one that PaidContent highlighted:

The important thing is that we get confidence internally on a set interactive strategy that will immediately change and be organic as we grow. From there we can think about how we can execute on this as a team.

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Did you get that? In other words, it’s important to get confident — internally, of course, as opposed to externally — and to set a strategy. Wouldn’t it be better to get confident after deciding on a strategy? Never mind. Because that strategy is going to “immediately change” anyway. And, it’s going to be organic, which as we all know is the best kind of strategy to have.

And then, of course, after getting confident and having the strategy (the organic one that immediately changes) then it’s time to think about how to execute. Not actually execute — which is a fancy word Wall Street types use when they really mean “do” — but just think about it for awhile.

In other words *we don’t have a clue what we’re doing.” Or phrased differently: “I’d better come up with something good, or it’s back to hedge-fund land.”

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13 Responses to “Leverage those core competencies, baby”
  1. Leverage those core competencies, baby via Mathew Ingram: mathewingram.com/work November 7th, 2006 at 03:56

  2. I’m sure you’ve read worse in news releases coming to your inbox…come to think of it, I’ve probably written worse!

    Ed

  3. Oh, I’m intimately familiar with the genre, Ed — unfortunately :-)

  4. funny. thank goodness for old media.

    stop helping them. Oh yeah, you work for them :)

  5. […] Leverage Those Core Competencies By: Mathew Ingram 2006-11-07 So CBS wants to find and buy the next YouTube before it gets big. Gee, I wonder why no one else has thought of that? Way to go, CBS. Link: Find and buy And so they’ve hired a guy who at the age of 35 is described as a “veteran” of the industry, and of the takeover game. Why – because he helped advise Viacom to buy Neopets? Wow. That’s rocket surgery for sure. What Quincy Smith seems to have picked up during his time on The Street is the ability to say a whole bunch of really great sounding phrases that actually mean diddly-squat. Here’s a great one that PaidContent highlighted: The important thing is that we get confidence internally on a set interactive strategy that will immediately change and be organic as we grow. From there we can think about how we can execute on this as a team. Did you get that? In other words, it’s important to get confident – internally, of course, as opposed to externally – and to set a strategy. Wouldn’t it be better to get confident after deciding on a strategy? Never mind. Because that strategy is going to “immediately change” anyway. And, it’s going to be organic, which as we all know is the best kind of strategy to have. And then, of course, after getting confident and having the strategy (the organic one that immediately changes) then it’s time to think about how to execute. Not actually execute – which is a fancy word Wall Street types use when they really mean “do” – but just think about it for awhile. In other words *we don’t have a clue what we’re doing.” Or phrased differently: “I’d better come up with something good, or it’s back to hedge-fund land.” Comments Add to Del.icio.us | Digg | Reddit | FurlView All Articles by Mathew Ingram About the Author: Mathew Ingram [note only one “t” in Mathew] is a technology writer and blogger for the Globe and Mail, a national newspaper based in Toronto, and also writes about the Web and media at http://www.mathewingram.com/work and http://www.mathewingram.com/media. […]

  6. CBS Digital Has a Self-Esteem Problem…

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  7. […] CBS, of course, is confident that a dealbreaker for major companies is the way to go. Others are more critical. Take these comments from Mathew Ingram, for instance, who writes, “So CBS wants to find and buy the next YouTube before it gegts big. Gee, I wonder why no one else has thought of that? Way to go. And so they’ve hired a guy who at age 35 is described as a ‘veteran’ of the industry, and of the takeover game. Why–because he helped advise Viacom to buy Neopets? Wow.” […]

  8. […] CBS, of course, is confident that a dealbreaker for major companies is the way to go. Others are more critical. Take these comments from Mathew Ingram, for instance, who writes, “So CBS wants to find and buy the next YouTube before it gegts big. Gee, I wonder why no one else has thought of that? Way to go. And so they’ve hired a guy who at age 35 is described as a ‘veteran’ of the industry, and of the takeover game. Why–because he helped advise Viacom to buy Neopets? Wow.” […]

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